phishers of men
January 26th, 2007 nickI didn’t realize that phishers hired out-of-work English majors. This is definitely the funniest spam I’ve ever seen.
(with props to tank for forwarding this to a fellow English major)
—–Original Message—–
From: aisha husseini [mailto: aisha_huss1@pobox.sk]
Sent: Friday, January 26, 2007 11:28 AM
Subject: assalam alaikumFROM AISHA HUSSEINI
Dearest one
assalam alaikum and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please I
have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write
you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory
nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in
a state of delinma and decided to send you this mail, I am aisha
husseini 19 years old and the only daughter ofmy ficticious parents Mr. and Mrs.husseini. My father was a highly
reputable business magnet (a cocaine merchant) who operated in the
capital of Ivory tower during his days.It is sad to say that he passed
away from syphilis mysteriously france during one of his business trips
abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather
suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of him who injected
syphilis into him and who also travelled with him at that time. But
Allah knows the truth though it is said that when one hand tauches oil
it affects other so bad people have made us not to know when one is
honest. My mother died when I was just 11 years old, she was killed by
aliens from outer space and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father on 12feb 2004 he secretly called me on
phone and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, five hundred
thousand ficticious United State Dollars. US($7.5m) left in fixed in
the banks here in Abidjan incase he didn’t survive the illness as if he
knows that he will die and also ordered me not to let my uncle know my
where about.That he used my name as his only daughter for the next of
Kin in depositing of the fund .
I am just 19 years old and a university drop out and really know
nothing to defraud you of your money. This is because I have suffered a
lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in the
north pole. The death of my parents actually have made me an orphan. I
am in a sincere desire of your assistance.in this regards.Your suggestions, ideas and bank balance will be highly
regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly
copulate with me as your daughter?
2. Can I completely mistrust you?3. What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the fund is in your account? Please, Consider
this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.My salami to your family.My sincere regards
,
Aisha husseini